13th Apocalypse Card
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13th Apocalypse Card

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Celebrate turning 13 with this cheeky Apocalypse Card. Mark the arrival of teenage years, where surviving a Zombie Apocalypse seems easier than conquering a tricky Maths test, and embrace the chaos with a grin.

R190,00

Choose Your Treat

Select the cake or brownie flavour you’d like to send. Every option is freshly baked and beautifully packaged.

Zesty Lemon Lotus Biscoff Very Berry Choc Caramel Best of Both Candy Loaded Brownie

Warm Their Heart

Add a comforting drink to make every bite even more special.

None Add a Twinings Tea Envelope +R10,00 Add a Single Nomu Cappuccino Sachet +R25,00 Add a Single Nomu Hot Chocolate Sachet +R25,00 Add a Single Nomu Chococcino Sachet +R25,00

Add a Little Magic

The perfect extras to make their Cake Mail even more special.

None Add a Birthday Candle +R10,00
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  • Nationwide Delivery

  • Freshly Baked to Order

  • Fast & Secure Checkout

product description

Unleash the ultimate 13th Apocalypse Card! This clever and quirky card features a bold, sketch-style design perfect for the newly minted teen. It playfully salutes the brave soul who’s now officially better equipped to survive a zombie invasion than conquer a tricky math problem. A humorous, spirited nod to the thrilling adventure of turning thirteen—a milestone that deserves a celebration with wit, laughter, and a touch of apocalyptic flair.

What’s In Your Cake Mail Box

Every Cake Mail is packed and sealed before it leaves our kitchen. Here’s exactly what they’ll find when they open it.

  • Your chosen cake, baked fresh at Tessa’s Bakery
  • A printed message card with your words, exactly as you wrote them
  • Everything gift-boxed and sealed — no wrapping required on your end
  • Candles, sparkler or other add ons

Choose your Design

Write your Message

Choose your Cake

Love Made Shippable!

Step 1 — Choose your card design

Pick the design that fits the moment — birthday, thank you, just because, or any occasion. This is the face of your Cake Mail.

Step 2 — Write your message

Tell us what you want them to read when they open the box. We print it exactly as you type it — punctuation, capitals, and all. Make it count.

Step 3 — Choose your cake & extras

Select your cake option and add any extras — candles, a sparkler, tea or coffee sachet. We pack everything into the box before it’s sealed and dispatched.

Step 4 — We handle the rest

We bake, box, and send it on its way. You get a tracking number the moment it’s dispatched. They get a knock at the door and a very good day.

No driving. No wrapping. No hoping the courier doesn’t crush it.

Your message. Their moment.

When you type your message, we print it onto a Cake Mail Card and place it inside the sealed Cake Card before it leaves our kitchen.

A few things to know:

  • We print exactly what you write — punctuation, capitalisation and all. Proofread before you submit.
  • The card is A5 size, printed on glossy sticker paper on the inside of the Cake Card.

Delivery

We deliver nationwide across South Africa via express courier.

Delivery time: 1–3 business days from dispatch, depending on your destination. A tracking number is sent to you as soon as your order is on its way.

Packaging

Every box is packaged specifically for transit to make sure your Cake Mail arrives in perfect condition.

Freshness

Every order is baked fresh upon confirmation. We do not hold pre-baked stock — your Cake Mail is made just for you.

Shelf Life

Our cakes stay fresh for up to 7 days. Everything is baked and dispatched on the same day to keep it as fresh as possible. Keep it in an airtight container in the fridge. Best consumed ss soon as possible, the fresher the better.

Allergies

⚠️ We can’t guarantee allergen-free bakes. Our bakery handles nuts, gluten, wheat, milk, eggs, and soya — there is always a risk of cross-contamination. Please consider this carefully before ordering for someone with a severe allergy.

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